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“Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with.” ~ Carrie bradshaw

Is AI the New Dating Coach?

“I don’t know — ask Chat.” It’s something I say all the time. When I’m double-checking if a work email sounds professional, fact-checking whether the Nile is actually the longest river in the world, or settling a random debate over dinner, the answer is always, ask Chat. Lately, though, that sentence has found its way…

Sex/Life Season 1: My Thoughts

After having been recommended this for the fourth time, I thought I’d finally pick it up over the weekend and watch an episode or two. What was supposed to be maybe an 80-minute commitment turned into a hot date with my couch, a bag of popcorn, and the rest of the first season. Unpopular opinion—or…

To Ghost or Not to Ghost?

I was grabbing lunch with my friend a few days ago at work. We were catching up on life, complaining about co-workers, and the fact that we simply don’t get paid enough for this shit. Then she brought up a recent guy she’d gone out with. He was actually someone we met together on a…

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This blog is my little corner of chaos where I spill the unfiltered stories of my love life (and lack thereof). Like many of you, I’ve stumbled, swiped, kissed the wrong lips, and woken up wondering why I agreed to “just one more drink.” Dating is messy, confusing, and sometimes downright absurd—and that’s exactly why I write about it. My stories aren’t here to give you a perfect guide to romance (God knows I don’t have one), but to entertain, commiserate, and maybe even remind you that you’re not the only one figuring it out as you go. If you’ve ever left a date thinking “what the actual fuck just happened?”—you’re in the right place.

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“Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with.” ~ Carrie bradshaw

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